Selfless Giving

Tis the season of giving! Its the time of year when people are supposed to be selfless and sacrifice for others to show that they care. I know I have one devoted fan that really cares about me this year. He definitely knows how to spoil his princess by treating her like royalty and buying me these stunning $2000 boots. I bet thats more than your rent! If not, then why the hell arent you buying more clips or better yet, buying me even more expensive shoes. If it is, then the time is now to decide whats more important: a warm place to live or selflessly giving everything you own to your divine Goddess to demonstrate your appreciation and devotion.