The time has come for you to fully commit and pledge yourself to me. As a longtime admirer for years, you are ready to take the plunge and become a loyal slave. You will now be a true servant to my following of The Cult of Lynch. It is your calling, whispering in your ear to join my ranks. Life has purpose now, no longer lost and wandering for meaning, I am all the answer you need. My power is undeniable and you can’t help but bow to my perfection. Mine to control, mine to won and use. The transformation has begun from lost soul to devoted follower. For the rest of your life you will live by this mantra, “I worship Ceara Lynch.” Everything you do in this world will be for me, you will work for me, pay your tribute of faith in your Goddess, and most of all profess your loyalty to The Cult of Lynch!