It has only been a couple of days since my boyfriend’s circumcision. His mom made him get one over Thanksgiving break. While other boys were cutting into delicious meats, a doctor was cutting into his. The family was so helpful making sure he felt nervous and humiliated about the surgery; sisters making dick jokes and counting down the days he wasn’t allowed to orgasm, his mom even grilled hotdogs instead of turkey. What are families for? It must be so humiliating having your bandaged and dick teased by so many women. You thought it would be over once school started again. Unfortunately, your mother called and asked me to help tease your pain and mock you for your botched circumcision.