Better Than A Bidet

There's only one thing you think about, dream about, obsess about every moment of your life. The center of your existence and the meaning of your life is all based on worshiping my perfect ass. All you want is to touch and squeeze my meaty cheeks, burying your face deep into my crack and breathing in my essence. This is such a privilege to be allowed into my private quarters to worship my ass. I want to feel that thick tongue of yours lapping up every little bit of goodies you find around my butthole. Who needs one of those fancy bidets spraying cold water up your bum when you can feel the lavish wiping of a warm tongue licking you clean. What could be better than having my lovely ass serviced and cleaned everyday?