hernia

 

your videos really do rock, Ceara... the black latex legging number in particular recently made me orgasm so violently (the part where you tower above the cam, eyes ablaze with mesmerizing prowess) that i think i've herniated myself in the process; a very disturbing ache within... you bitch. you know, you're the one who is gonna finally teach humanity to give up masturbating; it's simply too damn dangerous when the ideal is objectified. have you ever had a hernia? they are the fucking pits, and they are quite deadly if not treated. i'm supposed to be too damn young for this shit; but seriously, don't take all the credit - i'm very much prone to these things. i had one during the winter where i was 16, whilst shoveling out my old neighbor's driveway; a long winding one. my mother also tells me that when i was very young i cried more adamantly than other babies, and that one time my scrotum sort of erupted! an act i now see so obviously prophesying our little encounter..

 

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