thanks for YOUR super fast reply. <><> when i send the box of supplies, i will send several large baggies for triple bagging all the treasures. though i've never had any leakage, playing it safe is never a bad idea. also, before mailing the pee, please squeeze the air out of the bottle so it doesn't produce a sloshing sound. a partial bottle's splashing noise may alert a quizzical (nosy) postal worker. of course i'm hoping YOU will completely fill the bottle so squeezing won't be necessary.. speaking of the bottle. it may be damp when YOU get it, but don't worry: it's only from the water i dumped. i only use clean fresh bottles. i pour out the original water and rinse it several time to remove any plastic residue (for smell and taste). the bottle will not have been drunk from. no lips will have touched it. i want nothing to contaminate YOUR urine; not even my own mouth. the same about the tupperware container for the shit. it will be fresh, clean, and unused, but probably damp. the return address i use when YOU're sending the package back will be an invented one; not YOURs. that's just for security's sake. if something catastrophic happens and the box's contents are discovered, YOUR name and other info will not be on or inside the box. again, i've never had any problems, but i still ALWAYS take precautions. <><> i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits. i have bought 202 pee/poo packages (yes, i do keep score. i even weigh the contents so i'll know how much FEmale waste i've eaten over the years), and YOU are only the second i've been willing to pay this much for. about half the GIRLs get $20 for the pee and $20 for the poo. the rest get a flat rate of $50 for both. i always get pictures. i always get a firm shipping date. i always send the supplies etc. YOU are, by a very large margin, much sexier than most of the ebanned GIRLs, so i have no problem with YOUR $100 fee demand. based on looks alone, YOU are so obviously worth it. i'm telling YOU all this just so YOU understand that W/we both have requirements necessary for a smooth, happy and successful business relationship. YOU understand YOUR shit, piss, other flushables, and miscellaneous trash is worth something on the fetish market, and i agree, YOU should get its fair market value plus the premium YOUR abundant beauty adds to it. but, i understand (and hopefully YOU do too) that my money is worth something as well, and i need to get something definite and predetermined in return. i'm not a newbie shit eater. i've been an on-going, enthusiastic, and serious total toilet for GIRLs since the mid 60's. before becoming old and ugly, i frequently had the privilege of receiving my fecal fix directly from its divine source. those were truly the "good ol' days". YOU can easily imagine what a tremendous boon to my shit eating needs ebanned, and so many of its its generous sellers have been. since YOU didn't respond to the topic of pictures and precise shipping dates from my previous email, i feel compelled to emphasize how important they are. as i've said, i have no argument about YOU needing $100 for YOUR body's goodies. i would never presume to haggle with a GIRL about something like that. as a toilet, it's obviously not my place. however, even the $40 and $50 LADIES always supply pictures, and due to my work schedule THEY always work with me on shipping days to assure i'll be on hand to receive the waste while at its freshest. please don't think me pushy or out of line for desiring some word from YOU about YOUR willingness to work with me so that W/we both get what W/we need to make U/us both happy? Can YOU accommodate the pictures and shipping date as described in my last email? btw, W/we live on opposite sides of the continent. i'm in georgia. how nice it would be if YOU were only down the road. i could get the shit still warm and fragrant instead of 2 or 3 days old. still, if it's from an attractive GIRL; GIRL shit is GIRL shit, and i can't imagine ever being so stupid as to decline the honor of eating any i can get my mouth on. but obviously the quality of fresh shit far exceeds older shit. as YOU can probably imagine, shit has an extremely short shelf life. pee, surprisingly, is pretty durable. menstrual products have the shortest safety margin. in hot weather they can go dangerously bad in a day. spit goes bad quickly too. sweat is weird. often it gets better for several days before either going rancid or becoming odorless. i am plenty knowledgeable about all aspects of FEmale products and consider myself a true connoisseur. it is no lie or exaggeration when i say i've consumed in excess of two tons of FEmale excrement over the past 42 years. if i included non-excrement stuff, it would be nearer to four tons. YOU can see that this is no passing fancy for me. i live to be a toilet for GIRLs. life would truly be pointless if i were cut off. the odd thing is, as i've aged, i've become a good bit more picky. in my youth i would eat the shit of almost any GIRL who was willing to share, but now, in my cranky old age, i need the youth and beauty i see in GIRLs like YOU. i feel i've earned it. in the past 42 years i've invested over $150,000 in my shit eating pursuits. naturally that's money well spent, but as my life runs out, i want my final days to be a big time and glorious event. that's why lately i've narrowed my suppliers down precipitously. from YOUR point of view, i'm just a decrepit and gross old shit eater, and my only worth is: i'm someone to shag as many bucks from as YOU can, but in my mind, i've paid my dues and put in my time, and as grand as it all was, i want only the best from now on. when i'm sitting around in my rocker on the porch of some old folks home, i want to remember the faces of GIRLs like YOU and let my imagination fill in the odors and taste YOU were willing to share with me. i want and need memories like that to sustain me in those final days. don't misunderstand, i'm not at death's door. i'm still active and healthy(ish), but i don't want to wait till it's too late to upgrade. .....i just wanted YOU to understand me from my perspective and from my history. i just wanted YOU to understand why YOU are so important to me. Getting to be YOUR long distance postal toilet is exactly the kind of memory i want to fade away on. the nurses will have no idea why i have a perpetual grin, but YOU and i will know. life's been VERY good so far. i only want it to get better. that's where YOU come in. i hope i'm not asking too much. ....bye: turdboy <><> ps: i only just now found out the next available shipping date i can accommodate will be august the seventh. i will be here all of the later part of that week. if YOU can commit to the 7th, i would appreciate it. i will have everything to YOU well before that time. if the 7th is no good for YOU i will find another time. as i said, my schedule will stabilize this fall through winter and early spring. then, i will want to eat YOUR shit (and other things) on a more regular, less iffy basis. i hope YOU don't lose patience with me before then. <><> sorry about the length of this email. i'll attempt to keep it shorter next time. i'll be away from the internet again next week, so i won't be writing anything at all for a few weeks, so i hope W/we can resolve all the kinks now. ..tb
