Oh the torturous life of a virgin. So many hot girls walking around wearing practically nothing and denying you every poor excuse of an attempt you make at getting some. Now imagine a girl like me, who loves nothing more than causing you pain. What better way to do that then to jump into my hottest bikini, drench myself in baby oil and make you fuck the only pussy you'll ever know: your hand! Face it bitch, this is your life. Youve gone past the point of no return and the sooner you accept your sexless existence the sooner I can rub it in your face even harder. Now take a good long look at my flawless body as you stroke your little virgin wee wee. Hahaha! That's it loser, show me those tears.