Super spit cocktail

Thirsty loser? You look like it. Here, let me make you a special drink. I know you'll love it, because its coming from me personally. Now doesnt that sound tasty? Yeah, it would to a nasty bitch like you. Seriously, what's wrong with you? You want to drink my spit? Ugh. What kind of deprave freak craves my spit? A fuck up like you doesnt deserve much in life, but I will grant you access to my loogies. Im going to spit until this cup is filled, then make you drink it down, just for a laugh. Now dont you feel special?