Catch my virus

Ugh, I hate being sick. My nose is running, my head is pounding, and I can't stop sneezing. I was planning on making some more mind bogglingly sexy clips, but instead Im blowing globs mucus into tissue after tissue. I'd love nothing more then to make one of you bottom feeders eat up one of these snot rags and catch my virus. What a disgustingly wonderful opportunity that would be for you.