Look at you, wallet already open and pathetic, ready for your purpose in life. Today we're playing my favorite game: Drip and Pay. It's simple, even for a dim-witted cash cow like you. Every time my fingers snap, another tribute leaves your account and enters mine. SNAP There goes your lunch money. SNAP Goodbye, movie night. SNAP That's your gas money for the week now mine. 

I love watching your account balance slowly drain out, one snap at a time. Each sound triggers your programming to send, send, send until there's nothing left but that wonderful zero balance. Your heart races with every snap, doesn't it? That mixture of fear and excitement knowing I'm systematically draining you dry. SNAP There goes that emergency fund you've been building. SNAP Say goodbye to your savings. SNAP And now for the grand finale—your entire checking account, gone with one final snap of my perfect fingers. Don't worry, I'll leave you just enough to pay your rent... maybe. 

Now thank me for the privilege of financial ruin and beg me to play again next month