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Feet for sex
Im going to demolish your sex life. Not like you had much of one to begin with -- but it's time to replace it something much more appropriate; my feet.
Jerk zombie turned slave
The sad truth is that as much as you like to call yourself my "slave," you're really only a slave to your own cock; a mindless jerking zombie. Luckily for you I know just how to control that stupid stick of yours.
No one will fuck you
It's a sad truth but someone has to come clean to you; no one will fuck you. I mean, just look at you. Ugly, worthless and inadequate. Your penis is too small and your confidence is null.