Well I can't believe what a FuckTard LuckTard I was to find Princess Ceara on Keen. I saw her pictures yesterday and said to myself, "Now here is a girl that I could eat bootyplugg for." So I pulled my gross pink piggytail dumperplugg out of the drawer, scrubbed it down, lathered up my mantitties, and dialed her up. And O Ballsack on a Biscuit I went all Gooberiffic for her. Zero to Manboobified Hippo in 2.3 seconds. She completed me. She had me at, "You're already oinking for me?!" Anyway. I had decided that if I couldn't win her with my laundrymatty job and my $700 piggypaycheck every two weeks (NOBODY's too impressed with that, let's face it) I would win her over by my no-pucker's-barred loseryness. I figured I have two puckers, (one on each end of the loser), neither of which get much use outside of an hour a day or so. Well she had me start hogging over my money and I got to see how pretty she was in her bedroom! She showed me the bottoms of her pretty feet for inspiration and told me to workworkwork to get my piggyplugg DEEP into my bleating piehole. I gagged on the "plugg" end like ten times, and asked nicely if i might be able to eat the pink pigglywiggly curlytail end for her, and she let me deepiggy throat that too! I told her that I wished that I could suck on the wiggletail while she sat on the plugg end, and she said keep dreaming retard. Then I got brave and cockstoopud-arrogant and told her that I wished that she would pop it out, turn it around and stuff it into my piehole. She said "hmmm...a Human ATM doing an ATM.. Interesting.." Which gave me another of my brilliant DumpTard ideas. Dear god. I asked her nicely if I might be able to do an ATM on my Monkeycam with my piggyplugg for her while being her ATM Ass Hat CashTard online. A Double-ATM Loserama. When I told Miss Ceara about how I wanted to live my dream, she said, "You want to put the plug in your pig-hole?" I said yes, that I had such a dummdumm blushing losercrush on her that I wanted to plant it into my piggyhole, and then my piehole, and then back into the pigg and back to pie to pigg to pie to PAY to pigg to pie to pigg to PAY to pie to pigg to pie to PAY...you know, Pin the Tail on the Gaped-Ass Cumwhore. I think what I mean to say, short and sweet, is, "I heart you Ceara."
