Hi.
Ok. Well, I'm willing to do it for free. I LOVE the whole assworship and fart slavery thing.
Since, I've went to your website and I think you're sexy, I think you're so sexy that you deserve for me to rock and make you wet, EVERYDAY, ALL DAY and NIGHT LONG, as I get on my hands and knees, behind you, remove your panties with my teeth and inhale your sexy funky odor as I sensually stroke your sexy POWERFUL asscrack with my tongue, suck it with my lips like a popsicle, nibble it and sniff it and while owned as you're looking down at me while sitting on my face and in my open mouth in assworship.
You also deserve for me to allow you to piss and cum into my mouth and vibrate your ass on my face and in my mouth while owning me and for me to put my food and drink up to your ass before I eat it, as you BLAST your sexy farts, then FORCE me to swallow EVERYTHING down my throat, and tell you that I think it smelled and tasted DELICIOUS, which most likely it would and I would LOVE to tell you. Plus, you'd wanna kidnap me and NEVER let me go, so you can always have me if I could really show you.
I wish I lived in your city and state or you lived in Houston, because, unfortunately, I don't have the funds to travel. Hopefully, you will be able come to Houston, soon, kidnap me and FORCE me to assworship.