i'm so sorry it's taken so long to get back to YOU. unfortunately my work takes me away a lot and takes up way too much of my time. it's not always easy making a living these days. YOUR demand for the privilege of being YOUR postal toilet is a bargain. Since this is O/our first time, let me suggest for YOUR approval a couple of my request. i would LOVE a couple of pictures either emailed or on cd of YOU holding the filled container tilted so i can see both YOU and the treasure. a close up would be nice too so i can see YOUR face and the contours, color, and the delicious wet glistening sheen of YOUR anal mucous on the turd all at the same time. a shot of YOU holding the box ready to be shipped back to my mouth would be nice. shots of YOU peeing and with the full bottle etc. would be nice. do what YOU can. do what YOU will. yes, i do understand how lucky i will be for anything i get. yes i understand YOU're the GIRL and i'm only the toilet. i just want to point out that having the pictures to devour with my lucky eyes while my even more lucky lips wraps around YOUR fabulous FEmale feces makes being YOUR toilet so much more exciting. it's like i'm truly the world's luckiest male and i'm actually there receiving YOUR body's creations in person. WOW, NOTHING could be better than that. yes, i still intend to send all the supplies, postage and do all the label writing and anything else that needs doing to make this quick and easy for YOU to accomplish. i rotate out of my current travel mode late this fall and would like to start being YOUR toilet a good bit more regular but, of course, i can't wait till then to start eating and drinking YOUR toilet treats. obviously fresh pee and poo is better than old, so may i suggest a certain day for YOU to ship so it will arrive here on a day i know i'll be home? that way i can enjoy it in the peace and privacy of my own home while it's at its freshest. anything that's left can go on the road with me when it's time to leave. do YOU think YOU could mail the box on monday the 24th of this month (july)? i will be home on wed, thur, and fri to receive it. if that not a good week for YOU let me know and i'll arrange for another time. ......after i hear back from YOU, i'll send a final few pointers on how to make O/our first transaction go smoother and safer. also, i'll need a shipping address for the box, supplies, and cash. i hope to hear from YOU soon. being YOUR toilet is all i can think about these days and it's very distracting. i fear my work is suffering. i really need the calming effects of a mouth full of YOUR feces to put my life back on a more peaceful, pleasant, and meaningful path. btw, i also like sucking on and eating used menstrual products, eating drain hair, finger and toenails, belly button lint, boogers, used band aids, hacked up stuff, snot from when YOU're sick, or anything else YOUR perfect FEmale body can produce. maybe W/we can do other transactions in addition to these pee/poo packages. bye for now. .....YOUR toilet, turdboy (aka kopkop) ........ps: YOU said my email almost made YOU vomit. i'm sorry about that, but if YOU do vomit, please try to do it into the container of poo. i will pay extra for it. thanks.....
